We're not fanatics, or anything.

The very spiritual conversation Spencer and I had in Sunday School:

Me: ". . . Well. You are what you eat."

Spencer: "So . . . Voldemort is unicorn blood?!"

Also (considering Dark Mark tattoos):

Me: "I wouldn't get a permanent one, because it doesn't move so it would be lame."

Spencer: "Are you kidding? I'm going all the way. No backing down.

Me: "So, what you're saying is that you're a TRAITOR TO RAVENCLAW?! Not just Ravenclaw, but to Hogwarts, too?"

Spencer: "I'm a death eater! I didn't go to Hogwarts, I went to Voldywarts!"

Me: "I still think you're a traitor."

Spencer:

 "Um . . . -awkward pause-

AVADA KEDAVRA!"