Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Honestly, people.

TODAY, I . . .

  • read "Horton Hatches the Egg" to my kids while they colored and ate cookies (I could do this every day and be so happy. really.)
  • went shopping (what? I never do that)
  • got my car washed by the cute youth in our ward
  • watched phineas & ferb 
  • summer job searched on craigslist
  • painted my toenails blue

my new clean car and my new summer sandals (blue toes!)

Oh man, you guys. Some of the things I find on craiglist kill me, honestly. I'm dead, just look at me. My brains are all over the floor.
Like this guy? Honestly. And then another guy, who wants a sexy house cleaner. I mean, come on, people. Get girlfriends or something. Oh yeah, they can't - that's why they're looking on craigslist.

On another note, you should know that my adorable boyfriend Spencer watched Breaking Dawn with me yesterday. I told him he could back out, but he insisted he wanted to spend time with me. Awh. :) (I promise, there was much mockery from both of us. Mostly from Spencer. But seriously, guys. Renesmee?) (Also, whenever I look at "Renesmee" all I see is Smee. Like from peter pan.)
the end.


  1. alyssa! i am in love with your shoes! where did you get them?

    1. Thanks! Target! They're super comfortable, I'm really excited about them. :)

  2. Please message guy 1 and say ”I know it would be ideal if I had my own bike, but I don't, can I ride with you?”

    Also, how much do you charge to be a sexy housekeeper?

    1. I was just looking for nanny and cleaning jobs!

      For you, Cindy, no charge.

  3. Oh the things that show up on Craigslist! Your post also reminds me that I really should go get my car washed! I'm not sure when I washed it last!

    -Madeline Grace
    Just Let the Sparrows Fly

  4. I got gas in my car yesterday too. It must of been a gassy day haha


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